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Words to Live By

August 11th, 2003

In the year 2000, 85 US citizens were bitten by sharks. That same year, in New York City 1,600 people were bitten by other people.

--Monster Garage Factoid

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

-- Steven Wright

There's a kernel panic in my trash can.

-- "Hambone", on a geek website

Life beats you around a bit, and then you learn to dream a little bit smaller.

--Daddy Moon, on Frasier

Real men weld naked.

--Monster Garage

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