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ESOL

April 13th, 2005

West Virginia has finally got with the program, the geniuses confirm that english is the best choice for an official...

Election 2004

November 3rd, 2004

Why can't voting be as easy as this? set_template_set("dclal"); $php_poll->set_max_bar_length(120); echo $php_poll->poll_process(4); ?> I would vote if I could do...

Quote of the week

June 21st, 2004

My favorite quote of the week is... "Jerky is the crack cocaine of red meats" coutesy of Paul at Playing...

Taking the Mobile out of Mobile Phone

June 20th, 2004

On January 6th, 2004 the DC City Council passed new legislation making it illegal for anyone to use a cell...

Asian Mustache Update

June 15th, 2004

Just to keep everyone in the loop, John "Mr. Vietnam" is leading the pack in the 2004 Asian Mustache Olympics....

Cicada Slumber

June 6th, 2004

As Mom let us know the cicadas have gone back to sleep. It is sad to see them go and...

Texas State Quarter

May 31st, 2004

Has anyone got one of these yet? I haven't, so maybe you could send me one....

Cicasion

May 22nd, 2004

This post is being continually updated, so make sure to scroll down for the ongoing saga. The cicada invasion is...

Word of the day

May 22nd, 2004

Microsoftication...

Carnivorous

January 22nd, 2004

I'm watching a rerun of King of The Hill right now, and just died laughing at Hank's order at Luly's...

Happy New Year

January 1st, 2004

My brother took this shot at the "David House" - Yougwood Court in Hancock Park while he was in...

The Simple Life

December 30th, 2003

Don't forget to set your TiVo. Tonight is the Simple life marathon, for all of you that missed the last...

Queer Eye

December 19th, 2003

Something To Be Proud Of

December 12th, 2003

How Dumb Do They Think We Are?

October 26th, 2003

Today I went to Quizno's for lunch and couldn't help notice that the marketing folks had jumped on the "make...

Set your clock back

October 26th, 2003

Gotta love that extra hour this weekend. It actually gives me time to type this entry....

Dumb People

October 23rd, 2003

A little randomness to start out the day....

Legal Again

September 27th, 2003

I finally got my id updated, but I'm not sure that the picture looks enough like me. They might give...

Wake Up

September 2nd, 2003

It's been a while since I shared some of the intimate details of my life. Here goes: 1. What time...

House Work

August 14th, 2003

Tonight I've been working on the place. First, I needed to touch up the paint around the base boards, it...

Words to Live By

August 11th, 2003

In the year 2000, 85 US citizens were bitten by sharks. That same year, in New York City 1,600...

National Mustard Day

August 2nd, 2003

Thanks to T for pointing out that today is National Mustard Day. If you are looking for any last minute...

Grocery Day

August 2nd, 2003

Today is grocery day. I started off with the usual online ordering process, but when there was no delivery...

Summer of Flop

July 23rd, 2003

Far be it from me to poop on casual work attire, but this is getting ridiculous. Every day, on my...

Always Coca-Cola

July 17th, 2003

I have an idea for an advertising campaign for Coca Cola. It's based on a link my brother sent me....

Sponge Pudding

June 21st, 2003

Now available at select specialty food stores. There are so many ways to go with this, but I'm gonna try...

the longest entry yet

June 19th, 2003

I was just reading this article from CNNmoney about Microsoft's overwhelmingly large cash hoard. Apparently MS has (in cash) $40...

Your Turn

May 25th, 2003

This time, you provide the answers: 1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? mook - crest multi-care whitening fresh...

Savory Saturday

May 17th, 2003

1. What drinking water do you prefer - tap, bottle, purifier, etc.? Sewer 2. What are your favorite flavor of...

Friday Five

March 28th, 2003

1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week? seeing the hairy women on the metro 2. What...

Lions and Tigers and Bears

March 25th, 2003

Nobody likes to see overly hairy people; arms, hands, legs, pits... it's just gross. Today on the Metro I saw...

Stuff

March 24th, 2003

Al-jazeera's english language website. Chinese advertisers who paste stickers on walls and lamposts are getting spammed into submission by the...

Happy Birthday Mook

March 19th, 2003

Happy Birthday Mook! Or do I spell it Muke?...

Tasty Treats

March 14th, 2003

Muskrat roasted in tomato sauce Muskrats are small rodents that live in swamp and build beaver-like houses out of cat-tails...

Oh Yea

March 3rd, 2003

03.03.03...

Happy Birthday Texas

March 2nd, 2003

167 years ago, today, a few Mexicans decided to become Texicans. This made the rest of the Mexicans very unhappy,...

observation

February 24th, 2003

I'm watching The Surreal Life right now. Does Cory look like he finally grew into his role on The Lost...

friday five

February 21st, 2003

1. What is your most prized material possession? That would have to be my collection of lawn gnomes. I just...

10 Useless Facts

February 11th, 2003

1. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star. 2. One in every 123 U.S. workers is...

Monday Madness

February 10th, 2003

1. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Coffee and a blueberry muffin. Typically my office gets bagels and...

the beauty of the blog

January 28th, 2003

It's just a dumping ground (ex today i am lazy and dont even want to type in uppercase or include...

think green

January 25th, 2003

This tip came to me in an email a while back, but today I got a lot of junk mail...

Hi Teresa

January 22nd, 2003

I thought you might come by, so I should probably say, HI :-) (check out that web lingo) Perhapse I...

Huh?

January 17th, 2003

Can someone explain this? Please......

So what's your resolution?

January 1st, 2003

Let me know what you are going to change this year....

HAPPY NEW YEAR

January 1st, 2003